A man went to a doctor and exclaimed in distress, "doctor, doctor, I'm half deaf!"
The doctor wasn't impressed. "You're either deaf or you're not deaf. As simple as that."
But the man stood his ground. "No. I'm half deaf."
They argued back and forth, until the doctor sighed heavily and told the man to go to the corner. "Repeat after me," he instructed, "eighty-eight."
The man answered, "forty-two."
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