Q&A With Me

Questions were taken from http://pattyinglishms.hubpages.com/hub/Off-The-Wall. I deleted some, changed some, twisted some around . . . yeah.

Enjoy this interview with none other than ME!!!

Q. If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?

A. I would be a Maltese, which is a type of dog. My cousin has one of those, and he is SOO ADORABLE!!! If I were him I would get all the attention in the world because of my never ending cuteness. *sigh*

Q.If you were a Star Trek® [or Star Wars® ] character, which one would it be?

I don't actually watch those shows. Yeah. Honestly, I'm fine with anyone that totally reflects pure awesomeness.

What is your favorite color?

Hot pink and sky blue. I can be girly when it comes to colours

You are invited to a large cocktail party at a country club. When you arrive, the room where the party is being held is already over half full of people. How do they react to you when you enter the room?

I'm going to be honest - I think I'm popular. Popular as in i-love-my-friends-they-are-to-die-for popular, not omigod-you-think-your-skirt-can-go-shorter-than-this popular. Since this cocktail party is pretty large though, 25% of the people there probably know me. Of that, 20% would probably turn around and say "OI! Sit here!." 

I like to look at questions mathematically. It's a thing . . . 

What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

Food. Duh.

What is the last book you read?

The 39 Clues, Cahills vs. Vespers - Shatterproof. I read that in 48 hours. My record is 5. Dammit.

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be?

I have a lot of answers for this question. First I'd say Taylor Swift, because she is my idol. I want to be as famous as her, except more involved in acting and stuff. She is just, awesomeazing. Fabsomaziperb. Omigod. Oh. My. God.

Ellen DeGeneres might be another one. I've heard people tell me I have a good sense of humour, but to be as funny as her would be so rewarding. Oh.My.God.

I'd also want to be Annabeth Chase. Even though she is kinda a Hermione Granger Ripoff, I really REALLY like her. But Alexandra Daddario ruined her. No offense to Alexandra, but she is such a bad actress. Annabeth is supposed to be blond. Oh. My. God!!!!

And finally - you guessed it - Hermione Granger. The thing is, Camp Half-Blood and Hogwarts seem like an awesome place to chillax. I'm a mythology freak, so I can't get enough of those two places. Hermione Granger is, like Katniss Everdeen (who I would also switch places with but I could never be as brave as her), a female heroine you just can't choose if you want to look up to - you have to. It's a thing.

What was the last movie you went to see?

I saw Clueless at my friend's place. It was - meh - okay. I might do a review on it soon. Clueless is basically an emotional chick-flick from the 90's. It was interesting, but it kinda went on. The main character, Cher, is an omigod-you-think-your-skirt-can-go-shorter-than-this popular. That's what makes her pretty funny

What is your favourite song?

A lot of times when people ask me this, I say something awesome like GANGNAM STYLE! But then the next day I listen to groovy African stuff and I'm like OMIGOD!!!!!!! But honestly, all songs are fabsomaziperb in their own way. I'm one of those people who appreciate that. So in conclusion -hem hem hem hem - I don't have a favourite song. I like all songs. Except for ones that are overplayed URGHHHH!!!!! 

How would you explain dating in three sentences to your four-year-old nephew?

Dating is a form of organizing dates on a calendar. It involves people looking at calendars and when someone likes a number they say DATING!!! And if you don't do it you get sent to Alcatraz.

(What? He's four!)

How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?

Oh, so suddenly I'm supposed to care about gas stations. 

If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?

President's daughter. I'd make my dad/mom make a rule that Fabsomaziperb is an actual word and should be put in the Oxford Dictionary. Word.

If you could be any character in fiction, whom would you be?

Did I not make that clear above?

If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?

Me. I am a stellar singer, divine dancer, and amazing actress. So yeah.

If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?

The power to have all the superpowers in the world. 

If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

Fabsomaziperb - A history

If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?

I have a list of 101 things to do before you die (I may post that in the future), so I'd try to do as many of those things as I could. Of course, not all those things may be physically possible . . . yeah.

If you were a type of food, what type of food would you be?

Huh. That's a good question. Probably something tasty. I dunno.

If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money?

I'd invest it wisely and get even richer, then use 50% towards charities and the other 50% for myself.

If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have?

What kind of a question is this? Anyway, my dressing would be hot pink and taste like bubblegum. (I know what you're thinking. . . )

If you were a car, what kind would you be?

A BMW, because I give people simple comfort. :)

If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?

Singer and Actress wins numerous _____ Awards

Who do you like best, you mom or dad?

I love both of them. Both have been kind, loving and caring to me.

What kind of people do you dislike?

I'm so glad you asked! I don't want to offend anyone but . . . I hate people who, when I'm trying to talk, walk away, ignore me, or start chatting with someone else. It makes me feel really dis included.

What makes you angry?

See above

How many close friends do you have?

Two or three. 

In a small room you have a refrigerator  if you left the door of the 'fridge open would the temp in the room fall or would the temp in the 'fridge rise? Why?

Ask my science teacher. I don't care

What's the most important part of the sandwich?

The smile :D

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If I assembled 3 of your friends in a room and asked them about you, what would they say about you that you would say is not true?

I talk so much I'm annoying. The first part is true, the second part? Not so much.

What are the first three things you'd do on your first day at a new school?

Make new friends, make the teachers adore me, and laugh.

What were the causes of the very first Civil War?

A group of people decided that they wanted to test their grenades to see if they worked by firing them on another country. The problem was, they did work, and the other country thought that the first country hated them. And so someone cued the violins and the people went to war. 

Can you describe an atom?'

A tiny solar system.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how happy are you?

10. Anyone can find happiness in the darkest parts of their life. 

How would you describe yourself in five words?

Musical, Dramatic, Creative, Funny, Outgoing

What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?

Twice as cold as zero degrees

Tell me about the worst teacher you ever had.

I'd better not go there. Trust me, it is a dark and stormy place