Jealousy - Shape Up or Ship Out

Dear Jealousy,

To be completely frank, I think you are one of the most abominable traits one can find around here. For one thing, you don't exactly make the wearer of your trait happy, or anything like that. However, this would be a drawback similar to anger, greed, or vanity. The thing with you, Jealously, is that you are rather unidentifiable. If a person should be jealous, (and this is from personal experiences) one cannot realize it at first. They begin to loathe the person (or thing, really) that causes them this emotion, for no good reason. So that person has a mansion with five swimming pools and a limo bigger than your room. In the future, how is that going to affect you in the slightest? As long as you carry on living your life to the fullest, you won't be physically hurt in any way. 

Jealousy, you also are a very cunning trait. See, you creep up to people and stab them in the back with your armed knife, causing them to think a whole bunch of rather regretful thoughts, and not knowing why. When someone deems them Jealous, their response? "I am NOT!" And if you really get to someone, they begin to do many things (also regretful) causing many other traits to break out of their shells and take charge (to name a few: anger, vanity, isolation).

And so, Jealousy, you are not only a trait wicked and powerful in your own way, you cause the feelings of others to be hurt in entirety. So, in conclusion, you had better Shape Up or Ship Out.