I didn't say who they were from but just know they're not from me.
10. "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!"
9. "If the shoe fits . . . it obviously isn't in style."
8. "I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you."
7. "When nothing goes right, go left."
6. "'If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!' 'If you were my wife, I would drink it!'"
5. "I didn't hit you, I simply high-fived your face."
4. "I hate it when someone takes that piece of food you've mentally claimed."
3. "'I am a ninja,' 'No, you're not.' 'Did you see me do that?' 'Do what?' 'Exactly.'"
2. "A jealous woman does better research than the FBI."
1. "Buy one bag of chips for the price of two and get a second bag of chips absolutely free!"
10. "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!"
9. "If the shoe fits . . . it obviously isn't in style."
8. "I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you."
7. "When nothing goes right, go left."
6. "'If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!' 'If you were my wife, I would drink it!'"
5. "I didn't hit you, I simply high-fived your face."
4. "I hate it when someone takes that piece of food you've mentally claimed."
3. "'I am a ninja,' 'No, you're not.' 'Did you see me do that?' 'Do what?' 'Exactly.'"
2. "A jealous woman does better research than the FBI."
1. "Buy one bag of chips for the price of two and get a second bag of chips absolutely free!"
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