The movie Rise of the Guardians hits theatres November 21, 2012. That isn't exactly an eon away, so I decided to give you a prediction of what I really think Rise of the Guardians is.
A failure. A total failure.
I hate to pull a Simon Cowell here, but *high pitched nasal voice* honest is the best policy. (I can see you rolling your eyes!!!). The first time I noticed this when I saw in the trailer "From the makers of How to Train Your Dragon." That movie was just a waste of my time - it had no meaning, no sense of direction, and now, even with objections from Sam, I don't want to look at the book. All that flashed through my mind as soon as I saw those nine simple words.
The jokes pathetic, the message a downfall, and the characters not well built. And while it can exciting at some parts, it's more "exploding toy factory" exciting then "fantasy heroes gonna save the world" exciting. And honestly, I expected the tooth fairy to be a little more seductive, Santa a little more supporting, etc. In my mind Sandy is not a clumsy nitwit, rather an excuse to make the film longer. Of course, I'm only reviewing the trailer here. Hopefully the movie is a bit more exciting . . . . But honestly, the chances aren't high.
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