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Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Person of the Year Febuary 2012 - Steve Jobs


Steve Jobs - February 2012 



Steve Jobs Holding iPhone
 
   

For a quarter of a century, millions around the world have been embracing and eagerly panting for Apple's next product. For Steve Jobs's next breakthrough. For people to beg, "take all my money, but give me one of all your products!"

He was that memorable.

Hello viewers. February Person of the Month is none other than the brilliant mastermind Steve Jobs. From the Apple II to the iPhone 4, from the day he was born to the day he died, Steve Jobs is someone each and every one of you can learn from.

Why?

Childhood: One thing you should know about Steve Jobs is that he was adopted, yet those parents were incredibly kind to him. Once, they even moved a whole neighbourhood because Jobs said to them, "I don't like my school. The kids are rough, the education isn't very high standard . . . I really don't like it." Sometime after his school, he started working for Hewlett Packard (HP), and later, when he was working with Pixar, Jobs was the first person to mix animation with real life actors. He started with the Apple 1, and Apple, 2, and not many people liked it. When he told his company he was going to invent a little rectangular machine called the iPod that could play music, the people thought he was crazy. But now, they can't believe that they ever uttered those thoughts. For Steve Jobs has been immensely successful, a little too successful, if you ask me, though. But the greatest thing he has ever done is be successful enough to get a stop on Awesomeness's Person of the Month, maybe even year. Well, anyway, the iPod got SOOOOO famous, his name started getting well -known. He became incredibly optimistic, confident and felt extremely motivated.

Why I chose him: I chose Steve Jobs because he follows his dreams, he was a good person, and he is incredibly inspirational to others. Steve is a hard working young fellow (well, I wouldn't say young) and each and every person can learn from him. (Including me, and I want to be a singer and actress when I grow up . . .)

           How has he changed us magnificently in the past decade? 


     



Monday, 27 February 2012

What'cha waiting for? VOTE! VOTE!

You see that poll to the right? It was not there meant for nothing. It was meant to get YOUR feedback on what YOU want in Awesomeness. It really helps me make a good guideline of what to do and what not to do! (By the way, the Academy Awards posts were Stuffington Stuff) It helped me so much I even extended the days you have to vote. Before you had merely one, now you have 16! So, what are you waiting for people? VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

Sunday, 26 February 2012

84th Annual Academy Awards Part 2 - The Oscars

Okay. This is the real thing. Here I will list some of the people that won!

Right now I think that the opening with Billy Crystal is HILARIOUS!

I can't list all the movie's involved with it - sorry.

These are the awards And these are the thoughts so far. 

SOME OF THE Awards 

Achievement in cinematogoraphy: 
Presented by: Tom Hanks
And the Oscar goes to: Hugo, Robert Richardson

Achievement in art direction:

Presented by: Tom Hanks
And the Oscar goes to: Hugo, Dante Ferreti 


BOOOOO!!!!! Why couldn't it be Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2! It was nominated for the second one! But, Hugo is pretty good too. But Harry Potter with always be better!!!!


Achievement in costume designing:
Presented by: Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez
And the Oscar goes to: The Artist, Mark Bridges 

Achievement in makeup
Presented by: Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez
And the Oscar goes to: The Iron Lady, Mark Coulier 


Harry Potter got nominated. Again. For the last one. Again. Sad story. Anyway, did you know "The Artist" is a Silent Movie? No offesne, but I find it quite funny. . . 


Achievement in Foreign Language Film 
Presented by: Sandra Bullock
And the Oscar Goes To: A Separation (Iran) 

Actress in a Supporting Role
Presented by: Christian Bell (I think . . .)
And the Oscar Goes To: Octavia Spencer - The Help


Achievement in Sound Mixing
Presented by: Tina Fey and Someone else (Sorry! I don't know
And the Oscar Goes To: Hugo


I am so happy Octavia won - she was crying because she didn't expect to win! I am also quite happy that A Separation won - I have heard that it is incredibly sad. Sometimes, I wish countries like Iran could be free of war - happy and safe!


Okay, that Cirque du Soleil I just saw on the TV was butt - kicking awesome!




Best Documentary Feature
Presented by: Robert Downey Jr. 
And the Oscar Goes To: Undefeated, Dan Lindsay, T. J. Martin


Best Animated Feature Film
Presented by: Chris Brown or Rock, I'm not sure but he was really funny! 
And the Oscar Goes To: Rango, Gore Verbinski 


Achievement in Visual Effects
Presented by: Ben Stiller and Emma Stone
And the Oscar Goes To: Hugo, Bob Legato, etc. 


Best Supporting Role
Presented by: Melissa Leo
And the Oscar Goes To: Christopher Plumber, Beginners




Christopher Plumber - Captain Von Trapp in the Sound of Music. Did you know he is the oldest guy to win an Oscar! 82 Years!




Okay, I'm not going to post anymore - I'm just going to watch it now. Happy Oscars to all!

















84th Annual Academy Awards Part One - Red Carpet Live

Hey, peeps! This is Saara. Welcome to 84th Annual Academy Awards Part One - Oscars Red Carpet Live. These are just thoughts on SOME of the people, not all. So yeah - enjoy! Oscars Red Carpet Live 4EVA!!! 

Cameron Diaz: Beautiful white strapless dress: Gucci. Loving the way they fit - Gucci = her! Ruffles at the bottom. Sorry - all she talked about was the fashion. I really liked her dress - I thought it had a mix of pizzazz and calmness - that dress is incredibly bright, yet incredibly blended in. I think white is a really good colour on her, same with black - they bring out her sparkle. 

George Clooney: Would love to win for the best song. Is highly appreciated according to cheers. Favourite thing about Oscars? You get to spend time with people you don't usually see and, well, it's just having fun!
Brad Pitt: He and George Clooney are nomineed for best actor. Competition!

Sandra Bullock: Her first outfit was the one. Hated working with Tom Hanks - thought he was quite arrogant.   (lol) also said he is always there for you, fun loving husband. 

15: 03 until the Oscars!!!!

Natalie Portman: Won "best actress" last year - she was totally in a daze, so nervous she was totally ZONED OUT! Is excited for Billy Crystal making jokes - he's gonna be hillarious, she says! 

Brian Grazer (Producer (I think)): Not nervous? Think again. He is VERY nervous. 

Chris Rock: Was once an Oscar host. Right now, he'd be going over his notes, looking for stuff to make fun of (What can I make fun of - her hat? her shoes?) 

Thanks for reading my little notes on the 84th Annual Academy Awards part One - Red Carpet Live. Now, I'm gonna do what you're gonna do - sit back, relax and enjoy it! Good luck Oscars! 






Relax. It's all good

I haven't posted in a long time. Correct. Does that mean I do not go on my blog every day?

Heck, no! I am drafting tons of posts at once (Short stories, Person of the Month, all the good stuff) and I get really far in them. So if I ever am not posting, I still am preparing new and exciting stuff, stuff that makes your mouth water with greed!

WARNING  My next short stories may contain very sad stuffington stuff. Beware. DUN DUN DUN! 

That was not supposed to be funny. 

Wednesday, 22 February 2012

O Holy One (Joke)

A man, who wanted to learn more about God, went up to heaven and approached god. God examined him from head to toe, then gestured for him to speak.
"What is one million years to you?" the man questioned.
"A minute."
"What is one million dollars to you?" the man asked.
"A penny."
"Can I have a penny?"
"Sure. In a minute."

Saturday, 18 February 2012

Holocaust

Not Greek Chronicles. Just a story about the Holocaust.




"Mama, what was it like when you were young?"
I asked her this question often, usually she never answered. But today was different. Nothing special. I could tell by the expression on Mama's face that she had felt a pang in her heart, that there was something there that she tried with so much effort to let go of, but simply had to remain.

"When I was young," she repeated with such tone in her voice, I could tell she was getting ready to go in to one of her endless tales, the ones she always used to tell me. I may have been eleven, but I have never (and, hopefully, will never) get tired of them.

My brother, however, reacted very differently.
"BLAH BLAH BLAH!" He put his hands on the sides of his head and wiggled his fingers ferociously. "Mom, I'm too OLD to hear about Unicorns and Fairies. I want something DIFFERENT!"

My mother smiled knowingly. "I doubt you will be disappointed."

She leaned back in her chair, sighing. "I was much like you when I was young," she grinned, tickling my cheek. "And your uncle Jonathan cloned you, too," She glanced at my brother, and rubbed his cheek affectionately. Stubborn as he was, I could see that he was trying desperately to hide a grin.
"The different thing," Mama grimaced,"was that our lives were in danger.

"We lived in 1943, in Denmark. We lived under fear, anxiety, and longing. For loved ones, for good meals, for freedom. My family was -"

"Hold on a second!" My brother leaped up with such forced that a glass knocked over and loudly reached its end, "Wasn't 1943 World War Two? Wasn't that when Hit-"

My mother glared at him through beautiful, yet tired eyes. Her icy stare was like a tiger's ferocious roar when it has lost its baby. It pierced through him like a bloody arrow, and he stepped back, uncertain. Never had my mother looked like this. Never had she been as angry as she was right now.

"Do. Not. Say. His. Name." The words were expressionless. It was like my mother was possessed by an evil, menacing creature. Hungry for power. Desperate to be ruler.

That creature was probably the ghost of her past.

My mother's eyes became softer, and she glanced down at us kids. "Anyway, I remember our family was being hunted down by a group known as the" - she gulped - "Nazis. We were Jewish, after all. Oh, how I wish we could be different than we already were! Several of our family members have already been sent to a Jewish Work Camp, and at least have of them had starved to death. My mother was determined to get us out safely, out of the treacherous land they call theirs.


"I still remember the day when my father became determined that, sooner or later, we would be taken to work camp. Of course, everyone predicted the same, spine chilling prediction, but my father wanted us desperately to escape. I still remember when that day came," Mama, I could see, started talking more to herself than to Jonathan and I.

"The problem was, of course, we didn't know what day that was. Every day seemed imperfect. The Nazis didn't know we were Jewish until one of them went into the Synagogue and stole the names of all the Jewish people. It happened very suddenly. I remember my father coming home from work one day, and walking straight to the living room. I could have swore I heard him crying."

A long silence followed. My brother and I didn't know how to break it, so we just sat there, as the flickering torch flickered on and on in the chilly living room.

And then it started again.

"When my father finally came for dinner, his cheeks were a light shade of crimson red. He told us there was a tunnel in the attic that could help us escape. I remember what he said back then, 'whatever happens, if I get killed, take of running.' He made our mother, Jonathan and I promise that we would.

"Getting out the passage was okay, but escaping in hiding was hard. When we got out of the passage, we all stayed low and kept silent as a stone - our father didn't need to tell us to do so.
"A voice came from behind us, 'and just where do you think you are going?'
"The Nazis had come.

"My heart was beating in my chest, so much so that I was wondering why it hadn't collapsed from exhaustion yet. I looked up at my father, but he didn't look back, although i could tell he was yearning to take me in his arms, to kiss my cheek, to tell me everything was going to be okay.
"My father betrayed emotions like that.

"Instead, he looked up at the Nazi soldier in his eye, and said, 'we were going out for a walk.'
"The Nazi - which i could tell was clearly looking forward to doing so - shot my father straight in the chest. He did so my mother and brother, too. Luckily, I was the only one in my family who decided to wear black, so the Nazi couldn't see me.
"But oh, I ran. Faster than I ever thought possible. When I was around ten yards away, the soldier saw me. I could tell that he was young, new, and confused. But he followed me.

"Which was how, after that, I was brought in to hiding, then, when the war was over, to Canada."

I leaped up out of my chair, "But Mama, how did you get to Canada? Who brought you in to hiding?"

"That," she told us, "Is a story for another time."











So, why am I not posting?

Well, first of all, we had a really mammoth, really unnecessary test that i kept studying and studying for. Also, my mom is planning a big party on Sunday, and we have to start cleaning and cleaning and cleaning! Sad story!

Friday, 10 February 2012

Down the Magic Slide!

Another Joke!

Two boys and a baby boy did volunteer work for a rich elder man. Humble as he was, he promised to thank them by saying few words - "Come back tomorrow and receive your reward - no words can describe it, I'm sorry."

When they came back, they found the older man's house covered with a tremendous, perplexing, and long slide. The old man told them that when they slid down the slide, they would have to say something. Anything! And they would land in a pile of that thing.

Loyal and brave, the first brother climbed the ladder to the top of the slide. "Money!" He exclaimed. He slid down the slide and, sure enough, landed in a pile of money.

Intelligent and Witty, the second brother climbed the ladder. "Rubies!" He shrieked, and landed in a pile of glistening ruby jewels.

Now, the baby climbed to the top of the slide, not knowing anything, he slid down the slide. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Words cannot describe the pile he landed in.

Monday, 6 February 2012

Greek Chronicles

Hello viewers. Today I would like to tell you about a change in Awesomeness - a change called the Greek Chronicles.

You see, the Greek Chronicles are some stories, or letters, or anything long that requires immense creativity, that I would like to post on my blog. Why Greek Chronicles? Because they have all sorts of stuff to do with Greek Mythology. Each will begin with a short summary, and then go right into the, well, numerous paragraphs, that require immense creativity. Throw feedback at me as much as you would like and, well, I hope you enjoy the Greek Chronicles!

Friday, 3 February 2012

Looking in the Mirror

A joke, this time.

3 girls went in to a restaurant. The cash register guy told them that in the bathroom, there is a magic mirror. If you tell it something true, it will give you whatever you want. But if you tell it something false, it will disappear.

The three girls went in to the bathroom. The first girl stepped up to the mirror, "I got straight A's on my report card."
"What would you like?" asked the mirror.
"A shiny red convertible Ferrari."
 The mirror, true to his word, gave it to her.

The second girl stepped up to the mirror, "I won my last four swim meets," she declared proudly.
"What would you like?"
She thought for a moment. "One million dollars."
And so she received it.

The third girl stepped up to the mirror, "I'm thinking, I'm thinking . . ."
 And she disappeared.