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Tuesday, 27 December 2011

My letter to Natalie Kabra (from the 39 clues)

Dear Natalie Kabra,

If you have time to read this letter, great. If you don't, then boo hoo to you.
Sorry.

Anyway, I really don't know what to say. I guess I could start with - I'm sorry about losing your mother. But honestly, she deserved jail, didn't she? And for the rest of her life - well, lets just say that the entire world won Lotto Max! I always knew that you and Ian had good inside you, you were just being pressured by someone. And that someone turned out to be your villanous mother, Isabel Kabra.

How is it being captured by the Vespers? I'm really sorry, but maybe if you didn't go to Harrods at that time, it would not have happened.

Keep me updated on the Vesper life!

Oh and please please PLEASE reply! If you don't, I would like to remind you that you are a no-good-dirty-rotten-fashion-wart, and if you were over age, you probably would have been sent to jail, too. Well, I guess that's no Aritzia for you!

Oh, that's right - you're already captured by the Vespers. (Sigh) It's all jail to me!

From,

Saara

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